The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.

To buy happiness is to sell soul.

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.

Smile, it's free therapy.

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

If food were free, why work?